This is a public service announcement
Ladies, I love ya. Really. But we need to talk.As I've said many times, I'd like to meet the person that invented those cute little tops that show off a woman's navel/small of the back (depending on whether she's a-comin' or a-goin') and shake his or her hand.
And I know it's getting hot outside - real hot.
Well, let me get to the point. I'm sorry to have to be the one to say this, but the clothing mentioned above just isn't for everyone. And when you put it on, as many of you will, I demand that you look at yourself and your midsection in the mirror for 30 seconds.
At the end of that 30 seconds, if you see someone you'd make fun of were it not you, I'm going to have to ask you to change into something else. Because more and more, at least here in Michigan, there are lots of girls/women in complete denial. Denial is unhealthy. Accept your limitations, ladies, for the good of mankind.
Thank you. That is all.
posted by Patrick @ 7:48 AM
7 Comments:
There's a difference between wearing a cute little top that shows off your stomach, and a top that's too little to cover your stomach.
AMEN to that, Sexy Steve!!
Isn't it odd that low-rise pants and belly-showing tops are so IN when the vast majority of teenage girls look like they are working on a beer gut?
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respek
Right WW, MY beer gut is sexy. A woman's? Not so much.
Which brings us to why the majority of men should never, ever, go shirtless and the sad fact that summer is here means that many, many middleaged men will be out running, shirtless, to all of our dismay. Middle-aged guys: wear a t-shirt and run earlier when it's cooler. Just plain out-of-shape-guys: work out somewhere else. Wear a suit and tie, very flattering if you have shoulders. In return, I won't wear a belly shirt (believe me, you'll be grateful).
Actually I don't have a problem with people who are out of shape wearing something not-so flattering while working out. At least they are working out!
Steve, you don't have a problem with it because you like to stick your head out of the window of your car and make rude comments as you drive by.
You're mean.
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